The Smell of Satan

It's here folks...in my house. Really, it is....and I'm not one bit happy about it!

You see, not only does my home look like a drug dealer's home but now there is this horrible smell....is it an animal that has gotten in and croaked...is it a dead bologna sandwich....is it a decaying corpse from a drug deal gone bad??? Who knows....but today, folks, I will not stop until I find the stench and destroy it! Destroy it and then some!

You see, we just can't have the smell of satan in our house...it's just not right or proper!