Turkey With a Flair!

Have I told you all how much I love to visit Neatorama? Well, I do and it's because posts like "Tampon Turkey Centerpiece" that I keep on returning day after day! lol!! In all honesty, I still prefer the tampon bat but I guess a turkey is pretty creative too....

You can find all the instructions over at Tampon Crafts!

I Know It's All Clean....

...but I don't think I could eat in this restaurant! I'm pretty open-minding about things like this, but really, this one just makes my stomach flip flop. My boys would probably think the place was fantastic though...they're gross like that! lol!

How about you? Could you eat at this restaurant, really, without thinking about all the bad toilet stuff??

Dude Needs Some New Lips!

So, I've just read about a gal who bit off part of her ex-boyfriend's lip while they were in bed smooching. Gee whiz...how disturbing is that? I mean really, can you even imagine biting into a lip and biting so hard that you actually bite two-thirds of it completely off? She is crazy...I'm surprised she didn't eat it! lol!

Some people just don't do much thinking do they? I mean, this is not something that she is going to be able to rid herself of...she will always be known as the lady who bit of a lip. And poor dude, he's missing his lip. Not real good circumstances for either one of them, ya know? How in the world are they ever going to get any dates? Not good, not good...

Oh...Just Go Sew Your Mouth Shut!

Really...this is bizarre. There is a man in Colombia who has sewn his mouth shut and donned a metal mask. Why, you ask...in protest to convince the government to take care of his families financial needs. He had to skip paying his rent in order to buy his children shoes. Also, he is asking for a small business loan to start a cottage business.

Sheesh-a-moley! Can you imagine sewing your mouth shut?? I wonder how that's working for him...

Too Much Boobage!

Sticking with the public school thing here....

Have you all heard about the elementary school teacher in Knoxville, TN who posted "sexy" photos on her MySpace profile? Sheesh a moley....what do you all think about this?? Would you be ok with the fact that your little kiddo's teacher was posting such photos?? Some are talking about her rights to post whatever she wants. I'm sorry...I disagree! I think that when you are a teacher, you are held to higher standards than the average Joe. I mean come on...you are leading the "littles" and when you decide to post something on a blog, site, social bookmarking place, whatever, well then you need to be more discerning...I mean really, this gal doesn't seem to be too smart...should she be teaching children anyway???

And then there's the group of people who are saying that her husband is the one who let the school officials know about the photos...so she should be left alone...huh??

Really....just put a shirt on....shirts are good! Shirts are your friends!

Sheesh...Is This For Real??

I just came across this video about 5 graduating high school students being denied their diplomas because of people cheering for them during the commencement ceremony. Apparently the students and their families signed contracts promising they wouldn't cheer so I guess "legally" they can be denied the diplomas.

This whole thing seems nuts to me! What if the student didn't cheer but the family did...why should the student be punished?? Can someone help me out here?? Is cheering your student such a bad thing?? Sheesh!